I've been experiencing hair loss lately. Only twice before in my life has it ever been this bad. Thus, today I had a doctor's appointment after school.
Now, I like this doctor; he actually reminds me of Max. It's almost as if the doctor could be Max's long-lost cousin or something. Anyway, he's got a great sense of humor.
Let me share:
Doctor: *going over medical updates before talking to me about current symptoms* Let's see; we did blood work in the summer, right?
Doctor: Still taking Vitamin D?
Doctor: Do you have the paperwork to schedule a mammogram for this year?
Me: Yes, I'll do that.
Doctor: And you remember that you'll need to have a colonoscopy before too many years, right?
Me: *cringing* Yes, I guess. But that'll have to be during a summer; it's too involved for --
Doctor: Look, there's no law that says you have to have one by a certain birthday, you know. It's a colonoscopy; you don't have to get all anal about it. *winks*
Me: *bursts out laughing*