Robert Kirby is a columnist for the Salt Lake Tribune. He's having surgery this week to repair some damage done to a shoulder when he was young and foolishly inclined to try dare devil stunts. In his column today ("Time To Pay Up For A Perilous Past"), he uses this fabulous line:
"The bill for that time in your life when you mistook testosterone for intelligence always comes due."
I think that, modified somewhat, this could be a very useful reminder to junior high school students (if applied frequently and with a sledgehammer). ;D