Conversation from yesterday between me and a former student who is now the parent of a current student:
Me: So, you do realize who used to have this relo when you were here, right?
Him (chuckling): Be gone to the depths of relocatable one from whence thou came!
Me (pointing): Of course, now all the vocabulary words I used to give you guys are all up on the bulletin board, since I don't have any chalkboards.
Him (looking about in sudden and unfeigned surprise): No chalkboards?!
Me: None in the school. They've all been replaced with white boards. Years ago.
Him: How's it supposed to smell like a school, then?