Got this in a tweet today:
While You Are Sleeping on Kindle.
A tale full of chaos, humour & a smattering of elves http://
While you were sleeping on a Kindle ---
1) you drooled and ruined it.
2) you accidentally hit the "buy with one click" button for $800.00's worth of tacky romances.
3) you missed all the proofreading in the book.
Yes, it was only a tweet. But it made no sense.