Another Proofreading Faux Pas

Got this in a tweet today:

While You Are Sleeping on Kindle. A tale full of chaos, humour & a smattering of elves http://


While you were sleeping on a Kindle ---
1) you drooled and ruined it.
2) you accidentally hit the "buy with one click" button for $800.00's worth of tacky romances.
3) you missed all the proofreading in the book.

Yes, it was only a tweet.  But it made no sense.