My wife (a sixth grade teacher) needs to follow you.
So hilarious, and true. The picture and your drowning comment. :)
This is why I'm changing careers—I won't be held responsible for things I can influence and not control, but I berate myself for not being as effective as [insert non-teacher educational constituent here] says I should be.
Well, you have a MATH degree; you're wanted everywhere. I have an MSc in LITERATURE. So, besides teaching, I have such vast options as bagging groceries and asking people if they want fries with that. :P