There are just so many, many things about which I can't write right now that I have slim pickings for entertaining blog posts. Thus, when I saw a Buzzfeed article in which an artist who goes by Eira 1893 had re-imagined Disney royals as Hogwarts kids, I thought I'd do some psychoanalysis of their personalities and decide if I agree with which Hogwarts houses into which they were placed.
However, the artist has put Aladdin in Griffindor and Jasmine in Slytherin. Huh? I'd put him, with his criminal tendencies, into Slytherin, which is where Flynn Rider has been placed, but I'd put her into Hufflepuff, which is where those who are not particularly talented in anything go. Also, I'd put Rapunzel into Hufflepuff as well. She's nowhere near smart enough to be a Ravenclaw, which is where Eira has put her (based on the stripes of her socks).
And now, our Frozen friends.... Hans as Slytherin -- definitely. Anna as Hufflepuff, yup. But Elsa should be there, too. She's no Ravenclaw, by any means; she's not that smart. Kristoff is a bit doofy, yes, but he's very brave. I'd say he goes in Griffindor!
Thank you. I shall now replace the Sorting Hat on the shelf in Professor Dumbledore's office and leave you to your regularly scheduled Saturday evening activities.