Things load into the car for school tomorrow:
1) new can of Aqua Net
2) a cheap prop rapier and bastard sword
3) a bag of Smarties
4) my brother's vintage 1978 ski bibs and parka
5) a stuffed rat hand puppet and an over-sized stuffed flea
6) a five-foot tall teddy bear
Oh, and well, you know, lunch, a water bottle, my gradebook -- the usual.
Really, all this makes sense if you spend much time in a junior high school. I promise.