Then I gave you a photo of the scene.
But this weekend, I found that someone had posted our lovely dance (the first assembly version, anyway -- the one wherein kids run in fear, rather than curling up into fetal positions) onto youtube. I thought I'd share:
But, we are far from original.
Youtube is filled with other versions of the same dance, most of them quite long, and most of them featuring only men. Here's one:
And here's another (with younger, less pudgy guys, which makes it less funny, in my humble opinion):
I still think we got the best audience reactions. No other group has kids screaming and running for the exits. :D