Our Teaching Staff Is Pretty Tough

So, the seventh-graders are doing a unit on superheroes right now, and our librarian, currently infatuated with photoshop, decided that he wanted to promote teachers as superheroes.
This is the result:

(Click on the photo to enlarge.)

They look pretty bad-a$$, don't they?  :D
The man on the far right isn't really that tall, and the woman just to the left of him isn't really that tiny.  (She said she looks "constipated" in the photo.)
The librarian never asks me to be in these.  He knows as well as I do that superheroes never come in my shape. :P  (Now, if he ever does Ursula the Sea Witch, we're good.)