Seriously, sometimes I just cannot figure out how I get some of these twitter followers. Twitter followers change every day, but a jazz cafe in Maine has been following me for weeks. Why? I have no clue. I've also got a bunch of animal rights activists. This is bizarre, as I'm not really an animal person. Then there's one follower who claims to design custom built choppers, and -- my personal favorite -- @CropCircles_012. Yeah, crop circles. How the heck did these people end up following me?
Let me see here: vampires + Celtic goddesses = crop circles??? Uh, no. Not even close.
Now, I have nothing against custom built choppers or people who are interested in crop circles, but why are they following me on twitter? It's not like I have anything to say about crop circles!