I actually received this tweet today:
"Watching harry potter marathon makes me want to reread the books blah wish i had more reading time!"
Apparently, it has not yet occurred to this person that if s/he TURNS OFF the movie marathon s/he'll have MORE TIME to read the books.
It took all my self-control not to tweet back a smart-mouth remark to this person. But I managed just to post it here instead. :)