Showing posts with label Writing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Writing. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 19, 2020

Research This Week

 1) Make and drink herbal tea from raspberry leaves.

2) Watch videos of coyotes howling.

3) Compare maps of abandoned mines in Utah.

4) Study differences between piñon pine and Douglas firs.

5) Hunt for purslane in the garden. (Why is it always there but not now when I need it?)

6) Sketch out building layouts.

7) Email friend for cabin photos.

8) Message former police officer with questions.

9)  Watch kitten videos.     Oh wait.....

Thursday, August 13, 2020

Beginning Again

I am writing again. It's been a long time, I know. I changed from teaching junior high to teaching high school, we've had a very disruptive change in government, my family situation has changed dramatically, COVID 19 hit, and Utah had a sizeable earthquake. All this made me give up writing fiction. But now I'm on a gap year. The risks of teaching school right now outweigh for me the benefits. Besides trying to improve my health (read: exercise), taking care of family members, and cleaning house (ugh), I have time to .....write. Thus, I have begun again. Right now I have three WsIP: a memoir, a re-write/reworking of The Chocolate Smuggler's Notebook, and a mystery genre novel. Just to remind you all how much work goes into writing something: I worked for two weeks outlining, sketching out places, and researching (foraging for foods, virus timelines, plant life in various elevations of the desert) before I actually began typing the first words of the tale. It's a lot. I'd almost forgotten. So, what are my plans? Well, once I get drafts finished, I think I'll try again with getting an agent. It's been years since I tried, and I know a lot of it isn't how well one writes but how lucky one is in contacting the correct agant at the correct time and catching her/him and her/his assistants in the right mood for the particular work. It's a bit of a crap shoot, really, but I think it's time I tried again.

Sunday, October 2, 2016

The Sequel to Nerissa MacKay is ready for beta readers!

I just finished the last pre-beta reader edit of Nerissa MacKay and the Secrets of the Seventeen Scrolls!
As soon as I can make a decent cover (this is proving difficult; I've taken hundreds of pics, and I'm not happy with any of them), I'll have a proof made up and send it out to beta readers.


Here's the blurb for the back.  Comments/constructive criticism would be appreciated:

 Just hours after her discovery of an ancestor’s workshop, Nerissa sets the whole town on fire with gossip by using a refurbished automaton to announce some long-hidden secrets during opening weekend for her Auntie Jane’s Haunted Zoo.  When the automaton is stolen and the wife of the sheriff might know too much about the crime, Nerissa goes looking for justice on her own.

Keeping her dalliances with witchcraft to herself becomes harder when she must turn herself invisible more often.  Does Auntie Jane suspect anything?  And just how well can that strangely pale Eric see in the dark?

Saturday, January 2, 2016

"Professional" Editing

There are SO many books out there that haven't been edited!  The problem is that most of these published first drafts are self-published, and that makes it hard for us other self-published writers to lure potential readers; discriminating readers want edited books, so they avoid ones they believe will be unedited.
As an English teacher who writes, I am extremely picky about editing my own work.  I re-read, revise, edit, and copy edit my manuscripts numerous times before they go out to beta readers.  Then I do it again before they go to my alpha reader/editor, who is another English teacher.  She rips the manuscripts apart and gleefully pens comments everywhere.  I love getting my stuff back from her; she's amazingly thorough and merciless. :D  Then I edit/revise AGAIN.  This means that by the time I release my self-published books out to the world, they've been edited at least a dozen times.
This is why it irks me when traditionally published books which have been "professionally edited and copy edited" are released with glaring errors.  I'm not talking about the occasional typo; I'm talking about "editors" who never passed 7th grade English.
For example, I love Paige Shelton's books, but her editors and copy editors have no freakin' clue what pronouns come after "than" used as a subordinating conjunction, and half the time, they think "alright" is a word.  (It isn't.  Neither is "alot.")
Of course, that's copy editing, which is essentially checking for spelling, punctuation, and grammatical errors.  But what happens when you get a "professional" editor who's useless?  You get a confused reader; that's what.
Recently, I read Andrew Hunt's City of Saints, which is an LDS historical mystery.  I really liked the book, but I had to laugh at how profusely in the acknowledgement section Hunt thanked the editing team at St. Martin's Press, saying how much care they'd put into editing.  No, they didn't.  Let me explain.
In the opening paragraph of chapter 2 on page 10, Hunt gives some backstory about his protagonist in 1st person POV, claiming that in 1904, "Dad" purchased land and "just days before my birth, moved the family" into the home described.  At the end of the same paragraph, however, the protagonist says, "I was weeks away from turning thirteen when an unknown assailant.... killed him .... in 1914."
If the kid was born in 1904, how did he get to be 12 -- almost 13 -- in 1914?
Very early in chapter 7, on pages 59-60, the protagonist has a nightmare.  Hunt has him say, "I am twelve years old, about to turn thirteen.  It is 1914 again."  But six sentences later, Hunt has the protagonist wake, saying, "I am no longer eleven.  I am twenty-nine and it is 1930."
If he's 29 in 1930, then he was born in 1901, not 1904, and he was therefore not 11 in 1914.
Elsewhere in the book, Hunt has the protagonist's mother always serve Sunday dinner at 6:00 -- except in the one scene where she serves it at 6:30 for no apparent reason.
Also, in City of Saints, the protagonist's wife is an English teacher.  In the sequel, a Killing in Zion, she's a music teacher.
For this crappy editing, someone got PAID?  Seriously?
This makes me mad as an English teacher, but it makes me doubly mad as a self-published writer whose works are often ignored for fear they haven't been edited.

Monday, September 7, 2015

This And That.....

The weather is FINALLY not roasting hot!  I'm so excited.  I hate extreme heat (yeah, I know; I live in a desert.  I have to deal with it.).  Temperatures over 95 or so -- especially when they don't dip into the 60s at night -- give me headaches and body aches, make my hands and feet swell, and keep me from sleeping.
This is why autumn is my favorite season: warm days, cool nights, no snow to shovel, harvest holidays and foods, family, beautiful scenery.  It's just plain good.
School, on the other hand, is a bit tough this year.  Oh, I like my classes well enough (three classes of mixed-grade Spanish 1, two classes of 9th grade regular English, and one class of 9GT English), but we have 14 new teachers, a school that will cease to exist (as it is absorbed into the high school and the younger kids sent elsewhere) at the end of the school year, and a principal who wants to push through all kinds of new programs all at once.  Plus, the departure of our English department head left me with that position -- as well as my responsibilities as GT head, novels committee, leadership team, and the newly-created 9th grade team leader (although I'm hoping to share that one with the science department head to ease my load a bit).  With all the new changes being unpopular with 98% of the faculty, most of the teachers are having to be cajoled into doing the new stuff (which is a LOT more work), and it's exhausting.  There is, of course, the added uncertainty that none of us knows where we'll be teaching next year, and it's making the faculty much less at-ease than in the past.  It's just not going to be an easy year.
All this means I've had less time to read and to write.  I'd been packing in 12 or more books a month for reading, but now I'm only getting in about 5.  And I've often been too tired to edit or write.
The (Dis)Appearance of Nerissa MacKay is just about ready to roll.  I'm also working on the first major revision of its sequel, Nerissa MacKay and the Secrets of the Seventeen Scrolls.  Plus, I have the barest of outlines ready for book 3 and book 4 in the series.
The Chocolate Smuggler's Notebook is on indefinite hold, although I did have a bizarre dream while I was in Norway last June, and that dream gave me an idea as to how I can fix the plot quicksand in which I'd gotten myself stuck.  I wrote out the dream and a new plot outline while on the train from Bergen to Oslo, but I've gotten no further.
My next steps are to finish up the 1st Nerissa book, get some folks to do a cover reveal and giveaways, create some ads to put on Pinterest, finish putting together prizes for contests, get some folks to do reviews, and finish the first overhaul of book 2 so that I can get it out (I hope) within the coming year and thus keep readers interested.

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Writing Update! Good News!

I'm in a great mood right now.  I just finished the first draft of the sequel to The (Dis)Appearance of Nerissa MacKay!  Yes, yes, it's very rough and all, but writing the first draft is the hardest part, so I can now start the revision process, which is more fun.
I also took a bunch of snaps today with which to make possible covers for this new sequel.
Earlier I announced a title for this novella, but I'm changing it slightly.  The new title is..... *insert drum roll*  Nerissa MacKay and the Secrets of the Seventeen Scrolls.  This title works a good deal better with the plot.  Plus, I like the alliteration.  (What can I say?  I'm an English teacher.)
Now that I've finished the rough draft of Scrolls, I plan to read through (Dis)Appearance and Scrolls back-to-back, working out any little kinks in the former and doing a first big revision to the latter.
After that, I'll be ready to publish (Dis)Appearance!  This should be in September or October at the very latest.
My remaining news is that an idea for the third book in the series plopped into my head a couple of days ago.  I have no clue for a title yet, but the 3rd novella should involve the return of Grandma Maggie, a trip to the Shakespeare Festival, and possibly a kidnapped actor.  Or maybe mysteriously changing props.  Or a crazed audience member who believes he's time-traveled.  (Yeah, I thought of that just now.  But I kind of like it.  What do you think?)  Hmmm... *goes off to grab notebook*
*****
*Five minutes later*
Seriously, I just paused there and sketched out the skeletal outline of that time-traveler plot.  Boom!  And I actually thought of it while blogging.  Weird.
Let's try out some titles:
Nerissa MacKay and the Time-Traveler.
Nerissa MacKay and the Time-Traveling Scandal.
Nerissa MacKay Has The Time Of Her Life.

Uh... none of those are thrilling me.  Suggestions?

Sunday, August 2, 2015

Books I Didn't Bother To Finish This Week

I really wanted to have finished 100 books for 2015 by the end of July, but I didn't quite make it.  (I'm at 96 right now.)  One reason is that I've spent so much time in July editing The (Dis)Appearance of Nerissa MacKay (almost ready to publish!  Squeal!) and pounding out the first draft (my least favorite part of writing) of its sequel, Nerissa MacKay and the Mystery of the Seventeen Scrolls.
The other reason is that I had bad luck on my book choices from the library.  Here are the books I wasted time with before chucking aside this week:


I Am Princess X by Cherie Priest.
I should have known better.  I threw aside her Boneshaker in disgust a couple of years ago when she tried to write for YA but focused all her attention on the mother in the story.  This is truly bad form.  I don't understand why her books are so popular when she has no clue who her audience is.  Of course, she's probably writing for adults who read YA and not for actual kids, but I still loathe it when authors say they've got a certain audience and then write for another.
X has the same problem from a different angle.  In this one, Priest talks to the reader as if s/he is a 9-year-old.  It's condescending.  I could not stand it after a couple of chapters.
This one's going back to the library unfinished.


The Princess Spy by Melanie Dickerson.
This one sounded really good, but it's so cliche that it's boring.  Also, the protagonist is exactly that sort of silly airhead that makes a terrific foil for a likable female protagonist but who makes a lousy protagonist.  I do not like dumb protagonists; I cannot relate to them and I have no patience with them.  This protagonist is a sweet, charming, stupid girl.  After 92 pages of this and a predictable plot, I gave up.

Passenger to Frankfurt by Agatha Christie.
Remember what I just said about hating stupid protagonists?  Well, this book is infinitely worse than Princess Spy.  This protagonist gives his passport and travel documents to a pretty girl who claims to be in danger.
Nope.  I do not waste my time with protagonists that dumb.
When I grabbed the book, I thought it would be a detective solving a mystery about an exceptionally dumb person, but no, the main character is the idiot.
I'm not wasting my time.

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Message To YA Writers: Schools Have Changed In The Last 20 Years.

I've written about this before: YA writers need to know what kids are like and what schools are like -- NOW, in the post-2000 world.  But the problem has not gone away.  YA authors who went to school in the 1990s seem to think that nothing has changed.  Hello, people!!  Schools are not stuck in a time warp!
When I went to school, we had mimeographed worksheets, filmstrips, and honest-to-gosh FILMS -- with projectors!  If you 90s-kids-turned-authors read about that in a YA book now, you'd freak out.  You'd call me old and out-of-date.
Then why do I keep finding stuff like this in your books?

Evil Librarian by Michelle Knudson is not a bad book.  (It's way too much like Maureen Johnson's Devilish to be truly original, but it's funny in its own right.)  But Knudson clearly hasn't been in a school since the turn of the century.
How do I know?  Well, her characters sluff (skip class) repeatedly -- and the parents never know.
Perhaps there are still small, rural schools that have teachers take roll by hand, but for at least 15 years (longer in some cases), most schools have used a computerized attendance program of some sort.  This means that parents can know within minutes (on their phones, iPads, or other computers) whether or not their kid showed up to class.  And just in case that's not enough, most schools have automated phone calling that notifies parents at the end of the day if their kid missed one or more classes.  Unless you have a clever student doing some hacking, there's no way a parent could go for weeks not knowing that the child has unexcused absences.  What was possible in 1995 is not possible in 2015.

Then there's Cherie Priest in I Am Princess X.  Her time warp crime?  She has her protagonist taking a standardized test on a bubble sheet.
No.  Just no.
Again, this might be a possibility in a small town.  But this is happening in Seattle.  You know, a student of mine last year had just moved from Seattle.  Oddly enough, he'd seen computers before.  Isn't that amazing?  Yup, Cherie, Seattle schools have computers in them.
Yes, folks, in the 1990s, we gave kids standardized tests on bubble sheets and scan-tron sheets.  These have now gone the way of filmstrips and cassette tapes.  Most of my students have never seen a bubble sheet in their lives.
Standardized tests are given in computer labs or on classroom sets of chromebooks or laptops or with clickers.  Our school still has a scan-tron grader gathering dust in a corner of the teacher workroom --- just in case there's an emergency and some teacher has to use it for something.  However, it might not even work anymore, and it's only a matter of time before it gets scrapped.

Writers, just because you once went to school does not mean you can write about it without doing some research.  Most YA has at least some of its action in a school.  Isn't it time you got up-to-date on what actually might be happening in one?
We don't have chalkboards anymore, you know.

Saturday, May 23, 2015

Bad Grammar Makes You Look Unprofessional -- And Stupid

Just got this tweet from Historic Scotland:


A hand was found by archaeologists, clutching a goblet. How? Why? Find out in our blog about food, drink and sieges


Really? The archaeologists were clutching a goblet?  Didn't that make it hard for them to dig?

This is called a "misplaced modifier."  It can make even the most serious sentence hilarious.
The corrected version should read, "Archaeologists found a hand clutching a goblet."

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

This Is Why English Is Required For Four Years In High School

Otherwise, we get "professional writers" who give us headlines like this one:


Dog Found in Dead Owner's Arms After Texas Tornado Has New Home

"Emma went and crawled up underneath his [her former owner's] arm for comfort, so a very sad situation -- but she's going to have a good home," said Cindy Nash, the director of Nicholas Pet Haven. Michelle Shockley, who works as a supervisor at a nearby zoo and helped with the rescue, said Emma was…
Good Morning America


Uh... the tornado has a new home?  It moved from Texas to another state?
Try it this way:
Dog Has New Home After Owner Killed In Texas Tornado

Sunday, May 3, 2015

Writing Prompt Photo: Quintessentially Utah

(Click on the photo to enlarge.)

A mostly rotted pier stands with a tumbleweed beside it on Black Rock Beach with the Great Salt Lake and a flock of seagulls in the distance.  How much more Utah could this possibly get?  (OK, cue the polygamy jokes here.)

Feel like writing a Western?  An adventure?  Try this out for an idea-starter. :)

Monday, March 2, 2015

Writing Prompt Photo: In The Middle Of Nowhere

(Click on the pic to enlarge.)

I'm assuming this phone booth in the middle of sheep pastures on the wind-swept Orkney Islands is a leftover from the days before cell phones.
But maybe Bill and Ted had just landed.  And I missed it.
I don't know.  What's your take?
Write the story, if you like. :)

Monday, October 13, 2014

E-Book Sale! Confessions of an Average Half-Vampire

Confessions of an Average Half-Vampire is just 99¢ right now for the e-book.


Lurking in the nuclei of a few rare human cells is an as-yet unstudied gene. It is a gene that makes the inheritor crave mammal blood and faint in bright sunlight. It is a gene that prevents the bearer from appearing normally in digital or mirror images.
It’s a gene that makes your life heck if you’re in junior high and trying to fit in.

Eric Wright is a half-vampire with a problem. Several problems, actually. He can’t tell his bloodlust from his rollercoaster adolescent hormones. The cutest girl in first period English wants him to become a vegetarian. And the assistant principal suspends him when he refuses to explain why his skin appears translucent in a school security video.

Then Eric’s non-vampire mom, who’s definitely not telling everything she knows, takes him with her on a business trip. To Scotland, where it never stays sunny for very long. The perfect hang out for a vampire. Or several. If only Eric can find one to talk to before he makes any more stupid mistakes....
 



Want a copy?  Want to give a copy to a friend?  Just click right here.

Monday, September 8, 2014

Little Bits O'Grammar #5: The Plural Possessive

This is one of my pet peeves: when people cannot figure out how to make possessives.
Let's get basic here.

Singular means one.  Singular possessive means one person or thing owning something. This is very easy 99% of the time; simply add apostrophe S ('s).
Examples: The baby's toy was broken.  (One baby owned a toy.)  The mouse's nose was pink.  (The mouse owned a nose.)
The only time this does not apply is for nouns -- names in particular -- which end in S.
In this case, it is acceptable to choose to put only an apostrophe after the final S.
Examples: At church, we heard Jesus' parables.  James' new pants were too long for him.

Plural means more than one.  Plural possessive, therefore, means more than one person or thing owning something or some things.
To make a plural possessive, first make the word plural.  If that plural ends in S, as most plurals do, simply add an apostrophe after the S.
If that plural does not end in S, then add apostrophe S ('s).
Examples: The babies' toys were broken.  (Babies ends in S, so we just add the apostrophe.)  The mice's noses were pink.  (Mice does not end in S, so we add apostrophe S.)

It's not that hard.  Yet so many people choose to ignore this and make themselves look like idiots.

This is wrong:


Dance with the witches at This Is The Place! Witches Ball Oct. 10th!


It's a ball for witches, so it is a witches' ball.

This is wrong:

"Mens" isn't even a word.

This is wrong:


Kids Fireworks Craft Using a Fork


It's a craft for kids or a kids' craft.  It needs the apostrophe.

This is wrong:

Unless only one Smith owns the place to which we are being welcomed, it should be plural possessive, not singular possessive: Welcome to the Smiths' house.

This is wrong:

Anyway, happy Father's Day to anyone who is or a has a great dad. Go give hugs.


There is more than one father to celebrate the day.  It's Fathers' Day.

It's time to face using the English language like adults and begin making correct plural possessives, folks.  Don't be scared to grow up and put on your "big kid" panties and learn the "tough" punctuation. Just think about it; someday you may even be ready to learn about semicolons!

Monday, September 1, 2014

Announcing..... Nerissa MacKay and the Mystery of the Seventeen Scrolls!

I haven't blogged much about my writing for awhile; that's because there hasn't been much to say.  The Chocolate Smuggler's Notebook is completely bogged down at a key point in the first draft.  And The (Dis)Appearance of Nerissa MacKay has been out with gamma readers, then re-written (I think it's only the 10th time or so on this book), then had the cover re-designed again, then has been put out to beta readers and my beta reader who edits.  I have put a hold on all contest because my book sales on the three published books have dropped considerably.  (I'm in hopes of reviving them with the release of the Nerissa novella, however.)
But....
Gamma readers told me Nerissa MacKay needed a sequel.  In fact, some were miffed that the book ends where it does.  (It's not a cliffhanger, but there is certainly room for another adventure.)  So, this summer I began playing with the idea of writing a mystery series with Nerissa; after all, this first book is essentially a mystery novel.
I love mysteries.  I think that has been my favorite genre since I got hooked on the Three Investigators Series in third grade.  (And let's not forget my obsession with The Hardy Boys TV show in junior high.)  I've read every single Sherlock Holmes story and novel.  I own every single Ian Rankin book in the Rebus series.  I gorged myself on about 30 Agatha Christie novels this summer.
And Paige Shelton, author of my favorite cozy mystery series, was happy to give me some good advice on writing a mystery. :)
And thus I announce that today, this very night, I have completed the rough outlines and set up the formatting in order to begin typing the first draft of the sequel to The (Dis)Appearance of Nerissa MacKay.  It is called Nerissa MacKay and the Mystery of the Seventeen Scrolls.
(Seriously, doesn't that sound like the title of a Nancy Drew book?  I couldn't help myself; I just had to go with it.)
This book will involve a strange kidnapping, stolen historical information, and Eric the half-vampire -- who just happens to live in the same town as Nerissa, but she doesn't meet him in the first book.

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Little Bits O'Grammar #4: Don't Use Quotation Marks For Emphasis

When you need to emphasize a word in a sentence, use italics.  If that is not possible (such as on Twitter), use all caps, boldface type, or underlining.  Don't use quotation marks.
If you use quotation marks, the word in question may take on the connotation of not literally meaning what it says.
For example:
I can't believe Jimmy ate the whole pizza!  (In this sentence, whole means exactly what it should: the complete or entire pizza.)
I can't believe Jimmy ate the "whole" pizza!  (In this sentence, "whole" implies that Jimmy didn't eat the entire pizza, but rather that he's claiming he did and the speaker doesn't believe him, or else that "whole" means something completely different in this context.)

Mistakes of this nature often lead to unintentional humor.

Yesterday, I had to visit a doctor about some strange headaches I've been experiencing, and I stopped off in a restroom.  To my annoyance, it turned out to be one of those restrooms with two doors, one of which led to another doctor's suite of rooms -- and it had all the little shelves and cabinets necessary for the gathering of specimens.
Above one shelf was a sign that read, "Do not leave your urine sample on this shelf."   This is correct and clear.
But the sign on the two-way cabinet where the samples should be left was this:


Um.....  yeah.
This sign implies that it's not a urine sample at all; it's merely called a urine sample.
So, if it's not a urine sample, what is it?
Personally, this sign made me want to buy flat lemonade, pour it into a cup, and leave it in the cabinet -- just to mess with their minds.
But then, I have an evil streak when it comes to grammar.  ;)



Monday, August 4, 2014

Little Bits O'Grammar #3: Whom

The word whom is the objective case pronoun comparable to the nominative case pronoun who.  This means that the two words are not used interchangeably.   Who is used for the subject of a sentence or a clause, the way she, I, and they are.
Examples:
Who was late? (Who is the subject of the sentence.)
She was late. (She is the subject of the sentence.)
I did not know who arrived late. (I is the subject of the sentence and the subject of the main/independent clause, while who is the subject of the noun clause/subordinate clause/dependent clause.)

Nominative pronouns are also used for predicate nominatives, but these tend to confuse people, so I'll save them for another post.

But whom is objective case, as stated above.  This means it is used as the object, usually the object of a preposition.

Examples:

For whom did you make this cake?
Ask not for whom the bell tolls.
To whom did you send the e-mail?
By whom was this portrait painted?
(All these sentences have whom as the object of a preposition.)


Simply put, then, for those of you who didn't major in English, if the pronoun you want is the object of a preposition (to, for, by, near, across, with, between, etc.), use whom, not who.

Thus, this ad for authors is, rather ironically, dead wrong, as far as grammar is concerned.



And Twitter's suggestions of people I should follow

Who to follow

 ·  · View all

are always grammatically incorrect.

(The correct versions should read:
For whom am I writing?
and
Whom to follow)

Now, if you feel that sentences using whom sound too formal, you can always reword.
Examples:

People you might want to follow:

or

Authors, who is your intended audience?

But poor grammar can make a writer look ignorant -- or just plain stupid.  Take care to know the rules, even if you intend to break them for stylistic effect at some point.

(Note: whoever and whomever follow the same rules as who and whom, respectively, but whomever is often the object of a verb, infinitive, etc.)

Monday, July 7, 2014

Little Bits O' Grammar #2: Redundancy

Redundancy is repeating yourself needlessly.
Examples:
1) I used to know a man who used the phrase "constantly all the time" when he meant that something happened often.
2) The phrase "each and every" is redundant.
3)  This tweet:

  13m

The Porn Detective by . A man's addiction to pornography is way out of control.

If the word "addiction" implies the idea that the usage of whatever is "out of control."

Sunday, June 22, 2014

What Should My Protagonist Do Next? Help Me Choose An Adventure.

So, it's been a couple of months since I worked on The Chocolate Smuggler's Notebook, and, as I look over various outlines I've done in the past, I can't decide which (if any) to choose.  Your help is requested here.
When we last saw our 15-year-old heroine (Olivia, but goes as Oliver), she was pretending to be a boy who was escaping the bad dudes by dressing as a girl (Yes, I know; I stole it from Shakespeare.).  When the train is attacked by outlaws hoping to snatch the miners' payroll money, she mistakes them for the bad guys and barricades herself in the luggage car.  When the shooting begins, she hides in a trunk, thinking they'll never find her, but she passes out from lack of oxygen.  The outlaws will steal the trunk, believing its weight means it's filled with silver and gold coins.  These outlaws are rather of the Butch Cassidy sort, and don't like killing -- just robbery.  Also, the book is steampunk.
What should happen next?
a) She wakes up in a mining camp because the outlaws have found an ancient motherlode there and have driven off the Natives.  (Or is that too Lone Ranger?)
b) The outlaws are attacked by other outlaws, her trunk is stolen, and she wakes up
     1) in an airship factory 1000 miles away.
     2) with Chinese laborers working on the transcontinental railroad.
     3) in a secret submarine laboratory under the waters of the Great Salt Lake.
     4) in the Pacific Northwest, with men who poach tree octopi.
     5) having been sold as an indentured servant to pirates.  Or maybe air pirates.  Or maybe gypsy cowboy pirates who do voodoo in Baton Rouge.
     6) with a group of scientists on their way to find the North Pole.
c) She wakes up back home, having been rescued by her friends.
d) She regains consciousness during the outlaws' flight from the train and escapes but is left alone in the forest.  Or maybe the desert.
e) She is captured by the bad dudes and put in prison, as they have received instruction from the chief antagonist that she is worth more alive than dead.  (The bad dudes have already killed someone, believing it was Oliver/Olivia.)
f) She wakes up with the outlaws and decides to join their gang of ruffians as a way to escape the bad dudes chasing her.  She becomes a bank robber/train robber.
g) She wakes up to discover the outlaws are actually scientists plotting the overthrow of the local government.  She must join them or escape both them and the bad dudes employed by the local government.
h) something else that you suggest.

What's your vote?  What story would you most like to read?  Comment below or tweet me @lisamshafer.

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

A Wee Bit O' Scotland

It's cool and rainy today -- which means I actually got some sleep last night instead of tossing and turning in the stifling atmosphere.
Then, I accidentally discovered this app last night.  Ian Rankin's one of my favorite authors anyway, and with this free app, he narrates tours of Edinburgh.  Just fiddling with the app last night, listening to his accent (so very different from Utah!), looking at the photos, and walking the tour in my mind, along familiar streets was like a mini trip back.
And, my favorite cozy writer and good buddy, Paige Shelton, is researching for her new Scottish Book Shop series, which is, naturally, set in Edinburgh.  I've been helping her with setting details on and off for a few months now, but this summer she's going to Edinburgh to do more research.  I cannot even tell you how jealous I am!
If that isn't enough, add to my woes that the Edinburgh International Book Festival has now released their catalog for this year's festival.  (Oh my heck!  As usual, they've got over 800 authors attending.  Carol Ann Duffy, Alistair Gray, Maureen Johnson, AL Kennedy, Liz Lochhead, Alistair Moffat, Kate Mosse, Alexander McCall Smith, Darren Shan, Irvine Welsh, and tons more!)  Oh, I want to go so badly!  Argh!
I haven't been to Scotland in six years, people.  Six long years.  It's way too long.
Dang.  I miss it.
But at least it's raining in the desert today; that is a small consolation.